Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Paging Dr. Alberto...

Well, my wonderful "animal loving" husband has done it again. A few weeks ago he was at work clearing out the back storage area at Chili's and low and behold what does he find??? A baby pigeon that had fell off the roof at Chili's. So what does he do you ask??? He brings it home to nurse it back to health. He has managed to get this bird eating on her own and is now learning how to fly. I am totally convinced that Alberto is a "Closet Vet". I asked him if he was going to let "Pepita" go now that she is all better, needless to say he looked at me like I was crazy. I guess "Pepita" will be staying with us for a while! (unless there happens to be a stray cat wondering around!) Just kidding.... I Love being that awful!!! HEHEHEHE

Why Ladies Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....

This is funny.. Thank's Michelle!

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Then it Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Herbert "aka ervin jr."

Here is my handsome little nephew's 1st school picture.

Movie Time

We got Journey to the Center of the earth in 3D. My parents came over and wanted to watch it. They were such good sports they even put on the glasses!

Look at my Dad, he thinks he's back at a Hendrix concert in 68!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween. Don't eat too much candy kids or this is what will happen to you!!

Be Safe!

Monday, October 27, 2008


1. I like Wine... by the bottle not the glass
2. My favorite movie is "Rock Star"
3. I played Vollyball in High School and I sucked!
4. I lived In Austin, Tx Albuquerque, NM Colorado Springs Colorado and that's it!
5. My sister "THE DOG GROOMER" cuts my hair!
6. I love to laugh (most of you know that)
7. I'm a closet "cookie dough" freak!

I tag:


1.) Link your tagger and list these rules on your blog. 2.) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird. 3.) Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs. 4.) Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Cuban Day Care

Introducing the New and Improved Cuban Day care plan.
Materials Needed
2 Cuban Children and their "smart" brother
30 ft of Chicken wire
Bunnies (for entertainment)
Have Cuban children sit on grass, call over "smart bro" to sit with them.
Place Chicken wire around children
Add Bunnies for distractions and entertainment
Close Back door!
Parents get about 30 min of quiet until Cuban children figure out what the heck is going on!