Why Ladies Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....

This is funny.. Thank's Michelle!

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Then it Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Herbert "aka ervin jr."

Here is my handsome little nephew's 1st school picture.

Movie Time

We got Journey to the Center of the earth in 3D. My parents came over and wanted to watch it. They were such good sports they even put on the glasses!

Look at my Dad, he thinks he's back at a Hendrix concert in 68!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween. Don't eat too much candy kids or this is what will happen to you!!

Be Safe!

Tagged

1. I like Wine... by the bottle not the glass
2. My favorite movie is "Rock Star"
3. I played Vollyball in High School and I sucked!
4. I lived In Austin, Tx Albuquerque, NM Colorado Springs Colorado and that's it!
5. My sister "THE DOG GROOMER" cuts my hair!
6. I love to laugh (most of you know that)
7. I'm a closet "cookie dough" freak!

I tag:

Laurel http://laurelflowers.blogspot.com
Katie http://kalibabe6.blogspot.com/
Roxie http://highlander07.blogspot.com/

1.) Link your tagger and list these rules on your blog. 2.) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird. 3.) Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs. 4.) Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Cuban Day Care

Introducing the New and Improved Cuban Day care plan.
Materials Needed

2 Cuban Children and their "smart" brother

30 ft of Chicken wire

Grass

Bunnies (for entertainment)

Directions:

Have Cuban children sit on grass, call over "smart bro" to sit with them.

Place Chicken wire around children

Add Bunnies for distractions and entertainment

Close Back door!

Parents get about 30 min of quiet until Cuban children figure out what the heck is going on!

What happens when you mix Mountain Dew and Candy

My wonderful well behaved children and their well behaved wonderful cousins had a sleep over last night! This is the product of Music, Mountain Dew and Candy! Pray for me people!