Well, my wonderful "animal loving" husband has done it again. A few weeks ago he was at work clearing out the back storage area at Chili's and low and behold what does he find??? A baby pigeon that had fell off the roof at Chili's. So what does he do you ask??? He brings it home to nurse it back to health. He has managed to get this bird eating on her own and is now learning how to fly. I am totally convinced that Alberto is a "Closet Vet". I asked him if he was going to let "Pepita" go now that she is all better, needless to say he looked at me like I was crazy. I guess "Pepita" will be staying with us for a while! (unless there happens to be a stray cat wondering around!) Just kidding.... I Love being that awful!!! HEHEHEHE
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Why Ladies Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....
This is funny.. Thank's Michelle!
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Then it Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls..' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Then it Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Movie Time
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